Suck My Gas

im going to bed at a reasonable hour like a responsible person nightie

drearycheery:

This looks like a knight sashaying the fuck out of the palace

Y’all. It’s a shoulder piece on the bottom.

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favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

(Source: briannathestrange)

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what if I got nyeh squidward on a shirt

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unamusedsloth:

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

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nothing. and I mean nothing makes me laugh harder than “nyeh squidward”

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omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself
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co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(Source: katara)

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1) it’s a shoulder piece thing on the bottom lol not a butt

2) I did go by reference , lil me couldnta done that with nothin to look at lol and it took like five weeks so

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